It's kind of like mad-libs, I put in adjectives, nouns, verbs...and stuff like that, and it came up with a story, it's so funny!! [link]

"The Fried Stranger"

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Eric strode along the path, making for Purple Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Gigantic Paper airplane, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Toe.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his slimy condom just in time to face the slippery woman who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The woman struck sadly, and Eric barely raised his condom to meet the attack. They fought long and sadistically until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Eric found himself forced to one knee, the woman's condom pressed to his useless bellybutton. "I am Rain of Purple Castle," she said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Gigantic Paper airplane. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you to the zoo."

But Eric had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his condom with a twist, overpowered Rain and pinned her to the ground. "What say you now?" Eric said, looking down upon her.

Rain's knee cap shimmered like the smashing pumpkins that rock out hard. "I have underestimated you, Eric. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Eric's desire was enflamed. His bellybutton throbbed and all his thoughts were to shank Rain like a toucan. Eric caressed Rain's flesh eating knee cap and she responded. They came together proudly, and their joining was as hairy as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet bicycle!" Eric groaned and sliced Rain as arousingly as he could.

"Ouch!" she yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Eric said. "That's where I put the Gigantic Paper airplane for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed grumpily on the grass, forgetful of all but their fantastic love. "We will stay together forever," Rain said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Toe never got the Gigantic Paper airplane and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.


And the second one was even better!!! It just used the same words XD

"A Paper Airplane In Time"

On a purple and fantastic morning, Eric sat to the zoo. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His toe ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Rain to love someone with a slimy bellybutton?

Arousingly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a gigantic slippery condom, all on a summer's day. I wish my Rain would shank me, in her own hairy way..."

"Do you?" Rain sat down beside Eric and put her hand on Eric's knee cap. "I think that could be arranged."

Eric gasped proudly. "But what about my slimy bellybutton?"

"I like it," Rain said sadly. "I think it's useless."

They came together and their kiss was like the smashing pumpkins that rock out hard.

"I love you," Eric said grumpily.

"I love you too," Rain replied and sliced him.

They bought a toucan, moved in together, and lived sadistically ever after.


Talk to you guys later!!